{"id":280,"date":"2006-01-01T02:39:34","date_gmt":"2006-01-01T07:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/?p=280"},"modified":"2006-01-01T02:44:07","modified_gmt":"2006-01-01T07:44:07","slug":"shell-shocked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/01\/shell-shocked\/","title":{"rendered":"Shell shocked."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy cow. <\/p>\n<p>Usually when I get interested in a subject, I have a tendency to jump in the deep end of the pool, both feet first, without bothering to get nekkid. I&#8217;ve long been of the opinion that swimming in a subject and getting totally immersed was the best way to quickly get a set of bearings. Not that I would always take the right direction, naturally, but at least I had a few choices on the old compass.<\/p>\n<p>I have officially been bitten by the <em>three shell game<\/em> bug.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why. And I don&#8217;t know why <em>now<\/em>. I just know I have and the itch is&#8230;significant.<\/p>\n<p>As a result, I have been doing my best to swim in three-shelldom. So far, the easiest thing has been to eliminate one particular set of shells (and if you have to ask by whom, go straight to the blackboard and write one hundred times, <em>&#8220;I shall not support flightless birds.&#8221;<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Truth be told, Frank Garcia is ultimately responsible for causing this ruckus in a telephone conversation a long, long time ago. It was an off-handed remark he made having nothing to do with the reason I called him, but every time I saw or heard &#8220;three shell game&#8221; I heard Frank&#8217;s voice in my head.<\/p>\n<p>So tonight\/this morning I&#8217;m thinking of Frank again. Ultimately, I think, I&#8217;ll be greatful for him planting the bug because it is obvious to me that proponents of the three shell game revere the con like nobody&#8217;s business. And I can easily see me numbered in with them.<\/p>\n<p>So is this, the first blog post of the new year, a resolution to learn and perform the three shell game? No, I think that decision was made last night. But right now I&#8217;m tuckered out from searching. I do have a pretty good idea who I need to talk to, though. <\/p>\n<p>Film at eleven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy cow. Usually when I get interested in a subject, I have a tendency to jump in the deep end of the pool, both feet first, without bothering to get nekkid. I&#8217;ve long been of the opinion that swimming in a subject and getting totally immersed was the best way to quickly get a set <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/01\/shell-shocked\/\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}