{"id":363,"date":"2008-06-18T05:18:20","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T10:18:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/18\/ouch\/"},"modified":"2008-06-18T08:22:57","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T13:22:57","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/18\/ouch\/","title":{"rendered":"Ouch."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My chest hurts.<\/p>\n<p>At my age, that&#8217;s not the best way to start polite conversation, but <em>Casa Escamoteurettes<\/em> isn&#8217;t exactly known for its politeness, now is it. Just to settle the nerves of the three of you I may have concerned, the pain isn&#8217;t due to cardiac what-not. I finished listening to Michael Close&#8217;s audio book, <em>That Reminds Me: Finding the Funny in a Serious World<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I had planned to order the book from Lulu.com but my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jimsistimagic.com\/\" target=_blank>Jim Sisti<\/a> suggested a few reasons why the audio book might be the better way to go.<\/p>\n<p>For one thing, reading jokes can be fun (and funny.) But there&#8217;s a lot to be said for experiencing the delivery and timing, which often takes a joke into the stratosphere of laugh-out-loud funny. By way of example, reading the Congressional Record isn&#8217;t nearly as absurdly funny as watching my two favorite soap operas: CSPAN and CSPAN2.<\/p>\n<p>Hearing Close&#8217;s delivery and timing should help my own. For instance, here&#8217;s a joke of mine:<\/p>\n<p><em>I just drove in from Houston and boy is my truck tired.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(Go ahead and laugh, but it kills &#8217;em in redneck and hillbilly country.)<\/p>\n<p>The book is only $20, and the audio book instant download (definition of <em>instant<\/em> relating, naturally, directly to how fast your broadband connection happens to run) is only $29. So, from where I sit, I paid $9 for Michael to hurt me. Where can you get a deal like that in Vegas, I ask.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelclose.com\/index.php?main_page=product_info&#038;cPath=2&#038;products_id=15\">Get it here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My chest hurts. At my age, that&#8217;s not the best way to start polite conversation, but Casa Escamoteurettes isn&#8217;t exactly known for its politeness, now is it. Just to settle the nerves of the three of you I may have concerned, the pain isn&#8217;t due to cardiac what-not. I finished listening to Michael Close&#8217;s audio <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/18\/ouch\/\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.escamoteurettes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}