If you’ve been on the fence about whether or not to purchase your copy of Max Maven’s new book, The Protocols of the Elders of Magic, you’ve about waited too long. There are currently less copies available than I have fingers on my hands (and I still have all of them God gave me lo, these many moons ago.)

There were only 500 to start with. So, either you (quickly) jump off the cliff with the rest of us, or forever hold your piece.

What’s in the book? Hermetic Press tells:

Announcing an unpleasant little book that no discerning library should be without. Over a century in the making. No tricks. Only one secret, but it’s a killer!

It’s an unpleasant little book. No tricks. Kind of obvious, isn’t it? (No, I don’t know either, I just like making illiterations.)

UPDATE 11/9/2005 10:15 a.m.: The book has sold out.