I can think of several reasons why I like Richard Kaufman. This evening one of those reasons decussated the unspoken reason I have yet to view the motion picture The Prestige:

The editing and twisting of the narrative wasn’t hard to follow, but watching a film over two hours long about two asshole magicians who are a pair of conceited bastards was extremely tedious.
— Richard Kaufman

Sure, it’s still on my Netflix queue (it was recommended by a few friends, though I’m now wondering if there was some underlying motivation over which I should be offended) but it’s not a priority. Instead, I’m looking forward to a viewing of How to Eat Fried Worms. Now there’s a plot I can sink my teeth into.